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Save the babies! [Mar. 1st, 2006|09:16 pm]
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Right, so, on the 17th, I'm shaving my head to raise money for children's cancer research, through the St. Baldrick's Foundation. I'm not asking any of you guys for money, but I'd appreciate it if you give this link out to any rich people that you might happen to know.

http://www.stbaldricks.org/ShaveePhoto.asp?SolNumber=15328322

Just something to keep in mind.

And no, I don't have a pic on there...if I had money for a camera, I'd be able to donate money myself.
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(no subject) [Feb. 25th, 2006|11:18 pm]
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Ha, people are getting pissed cause I make the coffee 'too strong'. It's a hell of a lot weaker than I used to make it...

Pussies.

Screw it...I'm just gonna start flowing straight water through the coffee maker, maybe they'll be happy then. And I'll just eat spoons full of the folgers to make me happy.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2006|11:43 pm]
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H. F. S.

I just got off the biggest most badass fire everrr...Ft. Wainwright power plant. ahhhhhh...

So happy/relaxed right now.

Incredible operation.

Screwed up my nice little assisted opening knife, though...not so much happy 'bout that part. Whatever...i'll have to take it apart and see what i can do.

Coal dust=heavenly coating over face.
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(no subject) [Feb. 17th, 2006|07:42 pm]
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Welll never mind...she never showed up, so nothing to worry about.

Ha, how sad is it that I'm actually somewhat happy about being stood up?
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(no subject) [Feb. 17th, 2006|04:38 pm]
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[Current Music |The Pogues]

Damnit, Bramble...

I've been forced into a date for tonight, and I had absolutely no involvement with it. I have no money, and thus can't afford it. And, to boot, I hate women, why would I want to waste my time with this BS?

I'm gonna buy her coffee, sit there for maybe 30 min, tell her I have ungodly amounts of homework, and leave. Does that make me an asshole? Yes. Do I care? No. Why do people constantly insist on pulling crap like this?

I don't have time for dating, I don't have time for a girlfriend, and even if I did, I'm not interested. Period. The problem being, I actually rather like the individual in question, which makes it that much worse, and me that much more of an asshole.

Wtf, mate.

On a lighter note, I got a 14 gauge IV...freakin SWEET!! Blood gushing everywhere, bruise going from my bicep to my wrist. =I love my job.

Warming up WAY too much here...it's like +30 outside right now. wt-F-.

Full-on sparring tonight...fight gloves and mouthguard. Gonna get brutalizzzzzed.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2006|12:37 am]
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St. Valentine was a pussy. Hell with overcommercialized holidays.
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(no subject) [Feb. 11th, 2006|04:42 pm]
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A - Available?: Nope, but not taken either

B - BEST FRIEND: Halligan

C - CRUSH: Fuck no

D- DADS NAME?: Your mom

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Bah...hate talking to people

F - FAVORITE BAND? The Pogues

G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS: Candy=death

H - HOMETOWN: Fairbanks...hell yes

I - INSTRUMENT: none

K - KIDS: Ewwwwwe

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: too long

M - MILK FLAVOR? Chocolate protein shake

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 3

O - ONE WISH: To get an 18 gauge IV in my forehead vein

P- PHOBIAS? Women

Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? "I'm a fighter, not a lover"

R - REASON TO SMILE: Ehhhh no

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: "Fightstarter Karaoke" -- Dropkick Murphies.

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 0600

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: There's a reason that it's unknown, dumbass.

V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE? Vegetables are too expensive.

W- WORST HABIT: I study too much.

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: A couple

Y - YUMMY FOOD: powerbar

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio
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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|04:34 pm]
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On nozzle on first in engine on a fire last night...hell yezzz.
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2006|04:38 pm]
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[Current Mood |busybusy]

Stolen from Mara...damn distractions from studying.

Would you...

1) Ride a bike without a helmet? My bike got stolen last week.

2) Throw an egg at a house? Aye.

3) Run away from home? Done and done.

4) Eat a gel pen? Done it.

5) Have sex with a random guy? Is there money involved?

6) Come to church with a hangover? Just out of spite.

7) Cuss out your parents? If they piss me off enough

8) Take a picture of a tree? ...Why?

9) Write your name in the sand? If I hadn't already eaten the sand.

10) Punch a wall? It's been known to happen.

11) Eat an ant? Aye, preferably one that stings/bites.

12) Play baseball in the snow? Baseball is for pussies.

13) Write a survey? I suppose

14) Pretend to be gansta, even though you aren't? If you mean gangster in the early 20th century anti-prohibitionist sense of the word, then maybe I'm not pretending...

15) Cut out your doll's plastic eyeballs, and lick'em? Oops...already bit the whole head off.

16) Eat a peppermint, with dog salavia on it? 10 second rule.

17) Throw your cell phone in the toliet? Don't have one...electronic leashes.

18) Beat up your best friend? Aye.

19) Yell at your computer? Haha...don't have one, so no.

20)) Delete an important report, then kill yourself? Define 'important'


Finish the sentences:

1) I am a(n)...pirate

2) My ex-boy/girlfriend was...in the past, and there will never be another.

3) I'm just a(n)...scrawny little bastard

4) Maybe I should...drink a protein shake.

5) I love...adrenaline

6) your mom... 'nuf said

7) Looking for...an english-speaking communications professor.

8) I don't understand...anything

9) I lost my...innocence...

10) My boy/girlfriend is a(n)...nothing

11) In darkness, I...turn the light switch on?

12) Why do I...care?

13) Is there such a thing as...cheap tuition?

14) Does the...caffeine ever run out?

15) People say I'm...stupid

16) Love is...an illusion.

17) You make me wanna...leave.

18) Somewhere, someone is...doing something stupid. Job security.

19) Is it true that...it's -50?

20) I will always...be single.

21) Forever is...a long time.

22) I never want to...depend on anyone but myself.

5. If you were the president of the United States, what would you do?
End world hunger.

6. If you were having a wedding tomorrow, what would it be like?
Ref; "Mr and Mrs Smith". Lots of guns. And she'd kill me.

15. If you weren't you, who would you be?
Who cares?

10. What did you dream about last night?
I didn't

14. Do you want a tattoo?
Aye.

21. Describe yourself in three words:quite intellectually inferior.

23. Do you believe in ghosts? It's a possibility

24. Do you like Halloween? Used to.

30. Have you got a religion? Once upon a time.

31. How many fingers am I holding up? None...I cut them all off.

32. Can you roll your tongue? nope

33. What’s your favourite sport? MMA

34. What’s your favourite flavour ice cream? Dunno...been a while since I had any ice cream

40. Do you have anything which makes you individual? No

46. Have you got a phobia? Heights...and females.

47. Do you bitch about anyone and if so who? I try not to talk about people behind their backs.

57. Do you have a habit? I drink unhealthy amounts of caffeine, and take too many classes.

62. Could you tell me any joke? If I knew any, I'm sure I could.

63. What’s your favourite fragrance? Charred wood.

72. Name a famous tennis player: ...huh?

74. Have you done your homework? what homework.. WOrking on it.

(34). Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone you would usually consider as highly unattractive (who)? Romanitic...ha.

~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night? no
Do you remember your dreams? no
Do you dream in color? no

Do you watch tons of tv? no

~Sport~
Whats your fave sport? MMA
Whats your fave sport to watch? MMA
Do you have a fave team of any sort? nope
Do you play a lot of sport? nope
ever won anything for sport? nope

~Thoughts~
Ever had funny thoughts and laughed and no one understood you? all the flippin time....
Whats the firs tthoght that comes to your head when you hear these names?
Melissa:
Bob:
Vanessa:
Alyssa:
Jess:
Brian:
Charlie:
Olivia:
Drew:
Lily:
Anita:

Whats the first htoughts that come to your head while hearing these words?
cheese:
rubber:
clothes:
big:
dress:
jacket:
polyester:
kite:
washing:

8.Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars?
If I was really desperate for money. Wait...I am!

9.if you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think?
Ugly little bastard.

15. what's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on?
Nothing.

20.what's an object you can't live without? axe.

28.what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?
nothing.

43.What do you think of sleep?
coffee.

44.if you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like a 50 year old body by then, would you go for it?
I've seen some pretty effing ripped 50 year olds, so...yeah.

46.Are you a procrastinator? no time.

56.what's something you ALWAYS have on you?
skin.
57.what do you think of guys with nailpolish? whatever.

59.would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls or guys school?
mmmm, college...

65.are you happy?
i suppose.

69.what's colour's your towel?
white.

72.chalk or crayons?
pencil

29.do you know what 143 means? it's a number, dumbass.

37.would you rather be married in venice, italy, or honolulu, hawaii? Marriage...yick.

75.wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now?
Hell no.

76.who was the last person who complimented you?
Don't remember.

82.isn't gondola a cool word? not so much, no

87.it someone said you were hot, what would you think?
I'd run like hell, and later wonder wtf kind of drug they were on.

88. you go to your bf/gf's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. what do you think?
Don't have one, so not an issue.

89.what happens when you hear the word christmas?
I go into seclusion.

91.what food brings back good memories?
Meh

92.do you talk to yourself? not like i have anyone else to talk to.

93.sun or moon? been a while since i've seen either.

95.what's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opp. sex?
none.
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(no subject) [Jan. 20th, 2006|12:32 am]
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Hmmm, let's see, fascinating details of life...I got my badge today, which is nice...busted ass to earn that shiny little shield. Classes started today. That's about it. Effing yay, 'yo.
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